Bramha : Systems Installation
Vishnu : Systems Administration & Support
Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant
Saraswati : Training and Knowledge Management
Krishna : SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )
Shiva : DBA (Crash Specialist)
Ganesha : Quality Assuarance & Documentation
Narad : Data transfer
Yama : Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
Chitragupta : IDP & Personal Records
Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses
Shakuni : Annual appraisal & Promotion
Valmiki : Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
Yudhishthira : ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)
Arjun : Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
Abhimanyu : Trainee Programmer
Draupadi : Motivation & Team building
Rakshasas : In house Hackers
Lakshman : Support Software and Backup
Jatayu : Firewall
Dronacharya : System Programmer
Vishwamitra : Sr. Manager Projects
Karna : Contract programmer
Gandhari : Dreamweaver
100 Kauravas : Microsoft Service Packs and patches